Oh no, oh no no no no no! (He adjusts the filter to get it working again) Okay, okay. Guesspionage Host: "And let's take a look at that scoreboard-Oh. Umm, let's just pretend we did not just hear my normal, sexy speaking voice." *Gasp* Oh god, my voice filter is off! (Spencer adjusts the filter to fix it) Okay, okay. Spencer Ham: "And let's take a look at the scores. Well, plenty of time to have an existential crisis later. What if I was part of their dream and they woke up and left me here? Oh my. I had every intention of stress eating this pie BEFORE this happened, so don’t think that YOU have control over my emotions. Okay, well I'm not gonna take this personally. You know I’m this close to saving up 1% for a condo down payment and humanity is ending. Did like a meteor hit or something? Honestly, just my luck. It’s just like that after-prom party I threw when I was sixteen. Don't expect to hear from me again, until the next time you want to play Quiplash! Bye!" You won't have Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein to kick around anymore. "Okay, I can take a hint, I know when I'm not wanted. Come back when you're ready to take this irreverent party game seriously". "Alright look, if I wanted a game with no players, I'd go back to hosting my Church Bingo Night. "Well, I do love the sound of crickets, but not this much. And sometimes, love means having to say goodbye. Even if you've done this to me, I still love you. "Mmm.That's interesting, very minimalist, I like it. "Well, this has been fascinating, what with the silence and all, but uhh, I've gotta wash my hair. "Okaaay, I guess nobody wants to play anymore. Guess I'll go to the bathroom and cry again. "Well, I haven't felt this ignored since my wedding night. I haven't told anyone officially yet, but it feels good to get it off my chest. Well, since nobody's listening, I'll say it: I'm moving to Denver. "Hello? (taps microphone) Is this thing on? Must not be on.
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